i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
i believe in u and ur pee
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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