Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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