I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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