I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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