I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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