How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
nutella sex= disaster
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm bleeding and have questions
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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