Are we in a gay sports bar?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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