Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
