the new term for farting is butt boxing.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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