never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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