Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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