I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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