You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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