I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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