You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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