At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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