Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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