can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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