is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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