I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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