Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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