my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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