video games are the ultimate cock blocker
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
