okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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