Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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