I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Randomize
