Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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