you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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