FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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