Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
