shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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