It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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