Banned from zoo.
Again?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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