Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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