do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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