Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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