so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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