i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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