If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
