everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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