is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Swine flu is the new snow day.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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