just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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