Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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