they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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