i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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