i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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