I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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