Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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