Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I need to calm my uterus...
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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