I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
